I didn’t compose any of these… nor do I know the original source.

If anyone can identify the source, please let me know.

~Happy Holiday Season to all.

MATH CHRISTMAS SONGS…

RUDOLPH THE STATISTICIAN

(Tune: “Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer”)

Rudolph, the statistician

Sampled data everywhere.

Mean heights and heart conditions

Calculated with great care.

All of his population

Gathered from coast to coast

Sought out his information;

He would always give the most.

Then one foggy Christmas eve

Santa came to say,

“Rudolph, with your pencil write,

What gifts I should take tonight.”

Quickly he polled the children,

Then Rudolph shouted out with glee:

“Stats did provide the answer:

Give Nintendo and Barbie!”

JINGLE ALGEBRA

(Tune “Jingle Bells”)

Dashing through my text,

It’s really not complex.

But if my mind runs slow

It gives me lots of woe,

Oh, Oh, Oh!

I study Algebra

My brain runs; I say “Go!”

So much I do not know

And so very far to go. Yo!

Properties, Quantities

Factor into play;

Points to plot,

I think a lot

Success should come my way!

Rantional ‘n Radical

Equations have a say.

Slopes and line,

I’ll make the time;

Math Power’s here to stay! Yea!

ON THE FIRST DAY OF MATH CLASS

(Tune: On the First Day of Christmas.”)

On the first day of math class

My teacher said to me,

“The assignment is on page three.”

On the second day of math class

My teacher said to me,

“Get extra help! The assignment is on page three.”

On the third day of math class

My teacher said to me,

“Are there any questions? Get extra help! The assignment is on page three.”

On the fourth day of math class

My teacher said to me,

“We’ll have a test on Friday. Are there any questions? Get extra help! The assignment is

on page three.”

On the fifth day of math class

My teacher said to me,

“Please study hard. We’ll have a test on Friday. Are there any questions? Get extra

help! The assignment is on page three.”

On the sixth day of math class

My teacher said to me,

“May you gain MATH POWER. Please study hard. We’ll have a test on Friday. Are there any

questions? Get extra help! The assignment is on page three.”

OH NUMBER PI

(TUNE: “Oh Christmas Tree”)

Oh, number Pi

Oh, number Pi

Your digits are nonending,

Oh, number Pi

Oh, number Pi

No pattern are you sending.

You’re three point one four one five nine,

And even more if we had time,

Oh, number Pi

Oh, number Pi

For circle lengths unbending.

Oh, number Pi

Oh, number Pi

You are a number very sweet,

Oh, number Pi

Oh, number Pi

Your uses are so very neat.

There’s 2 Pi r and Pi r squared,

A half a circle and you’re there,

Oh, number Pi

Oh, number Pi

We know that Pi’s a tasty treat.

**You Can’t Divide by Zero (version one)**

(tune: Rudolf the red nosed reindeer)

Zero, that funny cipher has a shape that looks like ‘O’

And if you want to use it, there are things you need to know.

Never divide by zero; if you do, you will be sad,

Getting a crazy answer, making your report look bad.

But treat zero as your friend-use him carefully-

‘Safe to multiply or add’-That’s the rule for zero, lad!

Zero, that screwball number wants to be a comrade true,

But never divide by zero, or you’ll be getting zero, too!

**You Can’t Divide by Zero **(version two)** **

*(tune: Rudolf the red nosed reindeer)*

Zero’s a lovely number.

It will multiply and add just fine,

but you can’t divide by zero

’cause the answer’s undefined.

All of the other numbers

used to laugh and shout with glee

if you divide by zero

all your calculator says is E

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Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time. **~Laura Ingalls Wilder**

What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace. ~**Agnes M. Pharo **

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. **~** **Norman Vincent Peale**

The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others’ burdens, easing other’s loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas. **~****W. C. Jones **

The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart.**~**

**Helen Keller**

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love! **~Hamilton Wright Mabie**

A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world! **~ Charles Dickens**

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